Put a “Hey Babe” in my ask if you’d date me

imnotacoolblog:

undoubtedlygay:

I’ll get -6 messages

I’d get a bye babe

fvming:

If only I was given a dollar for every time I made myself look stupid in front of a cute person

ohshititsgreg:

If we’re dating and you don’t let me pretend to play bongo drums on your butt then guess what? We’re through