wouldnt it be cool to just like not feel nervous about everything all the time


i don’t think anyone actually likes me


even gifs move more than i do


how come you never see Troy and Gabrielle fucking acting in the first High School Musical. they’re auditioning for a play. a play with words. words need spoken. stage directions need be taken. what even is the plot of that musical. did anyone go to see it. how come Sharpay and her gay brother didn’t get supporting roles actually wait fuck were there any supporting roles? what is the high school musical in high school musical. why does ryan keep wearing hats.


im such a sarcastic bitch it’s beautiful



cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call



when they mess up your order but end up giving you extra food for free



I just want to get a cute apartment with a cute person and wear nothing but underwear and a big t-shirt or sweater and dance around, cook for each other, make our own movies and record each other while we’re playing, smiling, and laughing, and lay in bed together at night snuggled up warm together so close that we can hear each others pulse.